Gotta kill em, got, got, gotta kill em
Gotta kill em, got, got, gotta kill em
Gotta kill em, got, got, gotta kill em
Old Man Dead

Dearly beloved
We're gathered here today
Not just to celebrate the death
But the life of this wonderful brother
Yes!

Kill-Killing that old man dead…
And leaving him in that casket
Yeah, yeah
Kill-Kill-Killing that old man dead…
And leaving him in that casket
Killing the old man dead
Killing the old man dead

Death to that man of sin
Death to the flesh
Death to the fornication
I'm killing the rest
Death to the lies
Death to not doing my best
Death to not having faith
An pasting the test
Death to the weed smoke
Mane I don't need it no more
Had to let go of the choke
Who can get higher than the Most High
Guaranteed you can't get that fly
Astronauts can't even get high enough
But I digress, I must confess, I got besides myself (Yes)
But lives to short Peter Dinklage
Your given into sin you're a weakling
I had to get them vampires off me
Use that stake, put a nail in that coffin
Now I'm freed from sin
Got ears to hear, got eyes to see
Now I can breathe again
Had to drown that asthma in that lake
We call that, swamp thang,
Sawed off pump mane
Chicken no dumpling
And for that common cold that ginger root
I make it ka-bang
Walking on Death Valley Road were nothing formed can harm me
But I just keep on praying and killing em softly
To keep em off me

Kill-Killing that old man dead…
And leaving him in that casket
Yeah, yeah
Kill-Kill-Killing that old man dead…
And leaving him in that casket
Killing the old man dead
Killing the old man dead

Put em' in a lake, drown him
Put em' in a river, drown him
Put em' in the ocean, drown him
Get baptized and come back
Put em' in a lake, drown him
Put em' in a river, drown him
Put em' in the ocean, drown him
Get baptized and come back